If have no water, can't replace by a screwdriver. Water is necessary. Always cook food if not cooked. When food is cooked, eat the food. Pet a dog, or two, or three. Sneeze if needed. Then, go home.

Is not tofu. Is steak. And steak is not tofu. And tofu is not steak. We ate steaks. Dogs wagged tails of them. Me said good dogs. Me ate a bit of steak too. Was OK. Now is all. Bye.

These potatoes were cooked. Cooked with fire. Fire is hot. Hot is good for potatoes cooking. We ate potatoes. Me. Dog1. Dog2. Dog3. Was OK. Then Dog1 peed. OK. Now bye.